Fart

 

The good great people at connections.mic are doing the Lord’s work with this scientific study that tries to address the oldest issue that couples face: when is it okay to fart in front of the one you’re trying to woo for the first time. As you can see by the pie chart (which I have dubbed a “Fhart”), the majority of those responding believe you should do it between 2 and 6 months of dating. That still feels like a large timeline, so you can pick the median and go with 4 months.

 

…or like me and go with 3 weeks.

 

…did I mention I’m single?

 

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